SPIKED BAKER MILLER 1L

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  • bkr Glass Water Bottle: 32oz SPIKED BAKER MILLER 1L
  • bkr Glass Water Bottle: 32oz SPIKED BAKER MILLER 1L
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Meet our new magical and mysteriously tranquilizing pink. Scientists say this color can actually calm people down in the drunk tank and that being in its presence for just 15 minutes could be enough to stop angry and aggressive behavior. So, we made a whole collection of relaxation bkrs out of this notoriously calming shade––and while we can’t prove beyond a reasonable doubt that it works, we 100% aren’t mad at it. Pretty sure we’ve just been shot with the cutest tranquilizer dart ever.

Inspired by the unexpected factors that fly far below our conscious radar, all the little miracles we can’t understand, the mysterious intersection where color, psychology and magic meet, the tranquilizing bubblegum pink that scientists say calms people down in the drunk tank if even for ten #blessed peaceful minutes, and all that is quieting, centering, relaxing, hypnotizing, soothing and entirely, overwhelmingly, completely, really v cute. This pink is telling you to calm down and you won’t resent it. Growth.

 

*Opaque drunk tank pink.

- limited edition glass water bottle.
- perfect for: at your desk, on your nightstand.
- 1L/32oz. 9.65" tall, 4.2" wide, 0.95" opening.
- weighs 1.5lbs, with water ~3.5lbs.
- small opening for no-spill sipping.
- bottle: glass + silicone. BPA-free, phthalate-free, doesn't fit most cup holders.
- cap: no-leak, BPA-free, phthalate-free plastic with silicone seal.
- dishwasher safe on top rack, store with cap off, don't freeze or microwave. 
- 90-day warranty.
- 100% adorable + addictive.

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KB
08/17/2022
Katie B.
United States
I recommend this product

Best of the best

Noy only do I love BKR products but the customer service is amazing. I love that my water tastes fresh and like metal or plastic because of the nice glass bottle. I also get tons of compliments on them. I have 3 and will always be a returning customer.

JH
09/30/2020
Jessica H.
US US

Big and spiky!

I think this was everything I hoped it would be. Good solid color, I don't know how calm I felt looking at it, maybe it was the aggressive spikiness that offset it? It's my first spiked Big, I really like that the spikes line up to fit my fingers.

JK
08/21/2020
Jasmine K.
US US

Although I don't notice calming

Although I don't notice calming abilities with the color, the color is beautiful and nice to look at. I also enjoy playing with the spikes as well.

BC
06/25/2020
Bridget C.
US US

Love the color and size

Love the color and size

MH
05/05/2020
Melissa H.
US US

LOve

I love these BKrs